1) I got a new haircut.
2) Eva is super cute.
3) Today at the store, my sitting-up-now Eva was sitting next to Clarky in the basket and Clark had his arm around her shoulders the entire time. I felt like a celebrity the way everyone we passed was fawning over us. But, seriously, it was so cute.
4) The Sam's Club near my house now accepts my "Free Food Card".
5) I found the equivalent of the Costco tortillas at the local HEB. They are called Guerreros and they look like this:

I just passed over them every time because they are all in Spanish. So is their website.
6) I am now a nearly-published freelancer, as TAMN would say "with no skills or experience".
7) I am declaring this Wednesday Spring Cleaning day. I may even rearrange the furniture.